he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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