Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Randomize
