Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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