Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
operation harelip BJ is a go
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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