We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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