I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I booty called her while she was in labor.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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