Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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