it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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