using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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