I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
