guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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