If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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