Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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