But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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