Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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