If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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