Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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