Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Boobs speak an international language.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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