the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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