Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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