All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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