Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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