Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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