Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.

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(678): View more from Georgia

At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2

(908): View more from New Jersey

Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?

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(917): View more from New York City

You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night

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(315): View more from New York

Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.

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(989): View more from Michigan

He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.

(1-989): View more from Michigan

I'll uninvite my mom

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(480): View more from Arizona

He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership

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