I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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