I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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