Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Can you bring me the toilet please
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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