Small penises have feelings too.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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