I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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