if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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