FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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