so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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