I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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