How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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