I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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