Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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