I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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