hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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