The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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