Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
They have beer where we have blood.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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