So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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