Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
