Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
