I must be too annoying 4 u.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
All the doctor said was why
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
