Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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