on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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