I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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