im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My bed smells like the plague
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