it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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