Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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